Looking for my type: in no particular order:

Age - 18 to 35.

Hair - Brown/Dark brown/Black.

Eyes - Must look in the same direction.

Height - No smurfs allowed!

Body - Size 14 and under.

Curves - yes please! Must have tits and ass.

Skin tone - Preferably tanned, not fussed. Milk bottles are okay. Those who have been seriously Tango'd need not apply!

Personal Hygiene - You're as dirty as Amy Winehouse, move on to the next ad!

Personality - No diva's, primadonnas or spoilt brats.

Intelligence - Someone who says 'from' and not 'fae'.

Style - No white trackies/trainers and gold jewellery.

Status - If you're not in jail then you're available to meet up!

Location - Central Glasgow only. I'm allergic to country bumpkins!

Those who reply and put some time and effort (incl. a pic) into their email receive a guaranteed response!


Yeah. That's me done. Bring it on!

Oh, before i forget.

Me - One in a million. Also between 18 and 35 with tongue firmly in cheek! ;-)

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