I don't know if this is how it works for everyone else out there, but I always had a 'magic number' in mind before I decide to stop doing things like looking at Gumtree and settle down. And, well, I'm one short.

I could be totally unrealistic and say that I'd love a threesome, but feel that's one of these things that's more down to being the right guy in the right place at the right time instead of trying to arrange one online. On the other hand I've never kissed a blonde, nevermind do anything else with one. Love emo girls, but only ever admired them from afar.

Also love tattoos, piercings but smoking is a no no. Not a size nazi - size zero ain't my hero.

So yeah, is anyone out there looking for some fun in the run up to christmas with a non-wierdo guy?

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