Hi.

I'm re-posting this advert, which we both thought would SLAY them the first time around. Shows what I know, doesn't it? We're not desperate, just curious....

We're married, no kids and trying to keep in rude health. Would love to find another couple who enjoy a night out, with the idea of maybe going further later on?

I'm a woman, 39, slim and cultured. He's a bit brutish, but cultured once you get to know him.

We've been on this site before and (with one notable exception) it's been full of timewasters and obvious solo-masturbators looking for email ping-pong. No offence, chaps, but find your jollies elsewhere.

I'm NON-bi (much as he wishes I weren't), as is he, so don't contact us looking for bi- stuff. No solo guys or randy husbands looking to watch their wives at it, basically.

Apart from that, if you're a real couple (around the same age) and know your Tiefschwarz from your Elbow (sorry), give us a shout.

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