Probably not. But I can make women disappear. Not in a Fred West way of course, more in a Paul Daniels way. And not a magic wand in sight... maybe that's the problem? Hmmm

So, anyway - magic. Sawing women in half. Why would you want to do that, and which half would you want to keep? If either I suppose, depending on the woman. Decisions decisions....

This isn't going very well is it?

Well, I will persevere. I have been told before I am a perseverer. Or was it pervert? It definitely had a p and a v in it. So, enough about me, what about you?

You should really be :- Slim, late 20s/anything in the 30s, single, no children yet, not married, have always had a fantasy about being sawed in half or eaten by a lion. Or a penguin.

Yay!

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