I reckon I can be as honest as I like on this without worrying about hurting anyone’s feelings so here I go...

I’m a soon to be 25 year old woman with a job, flat and mode of transport. I love my job, friends and own company but wouldn’t mind meeting a likeminded man for banter and good times. I prefer pubbing to clubbing and love going to comedy nights or an open mic night somewhere (I’m not a singer, I’m a backing clapper).
I like doing absolutely nothing sometimes - just staying in for the whole day reading the papers or watching entire series of House or Peep Show etc. Equally I get itchy feet doing nothing at the weekends and like to go out and about, even if it’s just to a west end pub to watch some football. I’m no reet petite, I’m 5"9 and a size 16 (in all the right places) so I need a big tall man.

So, here’s a description of what (I think) I’m looking for - a man of at least 5"9 with either dark hair or no hair. Definitely not skinny (or athletic as I keep hearing!) and at least 25 years old. He would hate text speak, like all sorts of music, be able to drive, have a job (liking said job is not essential!) and be able to hold his own in a banterful conversation. Tattoos are also a good thing but not essential.

Personally I’m attracted to personalities and sense of humours initially, I’m fairly sarcastic and need someone to "get" me without taking the huff. That said though, there also has to be an attraction (hence my honesty about me and what I like in a man) so I’m not too phased if I’m not fancied.

Right so I don’t expect to get any replies on the back of this - it’ll just cement the knowledge that I fancy a non existent man!

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