I'm seeking a fellow revolutionary who is similarly disillusioned by Western Capitalism. If you would like to join me, without the slightest trace of irony, to sit in a West End (American chain) coffee shop whilst wearing a Che Guevara T-shirt and loudly putting the world to rights, then get in touch.

A little about me: I earn in excess of £50,000 and give next to nothing to charitable causes. I also like to sit about saying pretentious, and largely insincere, things loudly whilst drinking coffee with ridiculous names. I believe in freedom, justice and equality for all people just like me.

The revolution is coming, man!

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